North Korea, Best Korea!
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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