do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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