exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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