Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize
