Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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