She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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