gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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