I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
you traded sex for a burrito?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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