So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
you will always have a special place in my vag
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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