I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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