who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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