You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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