No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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