quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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