it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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