And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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