I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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