I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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