Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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