Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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