i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Never joke about your clitoris.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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