I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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