Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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