is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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