she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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