I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I am available for nakedness
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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