I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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