Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I got inside last night via doggy door
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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