Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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