Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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