have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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