Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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