piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
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