I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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