Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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