Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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