Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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