okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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