we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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