Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Randomize
