This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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