did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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