i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
