none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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