he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
My vagina just recognized that song.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
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