8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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