I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
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