IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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