I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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