best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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