I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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