That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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