'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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